In the late '60s I was with a guy who had just gotten back from a tour in Okinawa, Japan. He
with his hand that no other man has come close to repeating. He said he
learned it from a woman in Okinawa, and he wouldn't tell me how it was
done. I tried to reach down to feel how his hand was positioned, but he
pulled it back. All I know is that he was applying pressure outside my
vagina, and I got the most powerful, mind-blowing orgasms ever. Please
see what you can do to find out how this is done.
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could listen to that story all day, which now has about five minutes
left in it. It seems that while all the brave men were fighting Jerry
and Charlie and all those other guys to keep the world safe from the
Irish menace, your friend fell victim to old Ryukyu Ruth, the mysterious
Japanese spy whose mission was to infiltrate the Tenth Army and unleash
the Nippon Knucker. This was the top-secret tactical maneuver developed
by the Japanese in which the male curls his index and middle fingers
like he's gripping the trigger of an M1 carbine and applies steady,
rhythmic pressure just inside the vagina, thereby activating the
Orgasmic Crescent: the urethra, G-spot, clitoris, and clitoral network,
which includes the nine or so unseen inches of erectile tissue and
nerves around the vaginal opening. The move was designed to trigger
every nerve in the theater of vaginal operations, thus occupying
soldiers indefinitely. But it didn't work! The Allies eventually grew
bored and got finger cramps. Yes, classic American laziness, most
historians agree, ultimately won the war in the Pacific and the Atlantic
and a few other oceans. So if you ever see your friend again, thank him
for me. Had he and his comrades been more dedicated to the female
orgasm, we might all be speaking Mandarin right now.
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